Crap Joke of the Day™ #1

Good afternoon, fellow crap-jokers, and welcome to the debut post on the new website of the world-famous Crap Joke of the Day™.

You can read all about Crap Joke of the Day™ (or CJotD as it has become known to some) here but, in short, this site is all about bringing you one staggeringly bad yet guffaw-inducing joke every working day between 4 and 5pm. What better way to help you while away the hours before the commute home?

It has long been the dream of CJotD’s management to bring the series to the interweb but, due to the demands of operating a high-profile crap joke email service, it hasn’t been possible – until now.

But today’s the day. Your loyal Crap Joke of the Day™ team have been working round the clock to finesse the joke that was chosen to grace this momentous occasion. Gallons upon gallons of blood, sweat and tears were lost to ensure this first CJotD reached you on time.

So, with no further ado, here’s today’s mirth-maker. Enjoy – and tell your friends!

Q. How do Mexicans play basketball?
A. Juan-on-Juan.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

Advertisements

One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #1

  1. Excellent.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s