Crap Joke of the Day™ #3

Phew. Relax – it’s that time again.

After the launch of Crap Joke of the Day™ on Monday and yesterday’s eagerly anticipated follow-up, worrying times ensued for our IT department. As traffic to www.crapjokeoftheday.com soared yesterday afternoon, the CJotD supercomputer went into meltdown: it quite simply could not cope with demand. Thankfully, our diligent IT boffins were able to hot-wire the crap joke super-processor and jump-start its hard drive back into its full, laugh-a-minute glory.

Without the IT team’s cunning, CJotD’s planned launch on a wonderful online tool called ‘Facebook’ (you may have heard of it) might not have been possible. Thankfully however, our PR team can proudly announce that you can now head over there and ‘like’ the new Crap Joke of the Day™ page. This means you’ll be able to receive the latest crap joke updates direct to your newsfeed. Click here if you’re interested.

But enough of all these exciting launches. We’re in the business of crap jokes. Here’s CJotD’s third daily effort.

Last night I fell asleep on a bed of rice. I was out as soon as my head hit the pilau.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #3

  1. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #6 | Crap Joke of the Day™

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