It’s been twenty-four hours since the last Crap Joke of the Day™ offering: we earnestly hope that our last two-liner was of sufficient quality to ensure that you, esteemed reader, haven’t suffered any undue reduction in productivity, effectiveness or morale.
This, of course, is CJotD’s fourth outing in as many days. In that time, the Crap Joke of the Day™ customer relations team has been astounded by the encouraging correspondence it has received from readers not only via Twitter and Facebook, but also by email.
In addition to suggesting crap jokes for future publication however, it seems the question on our readers’ lips is this: when it comes to bad jokes, how does CJotD expect to maintain quality, whilst guaranteeing quantity?
It is a good question. We are, of course, confident in the ability of our dedicated research teams but, in response to the feedback received, we’ve launched a new ‘rating’ facility for every official Crap Joke of the Day™. What better way to ensure we give our fans what they want than by asking them to help sculpt future joke delivery by giving simple star ratings?
Why not start by honestly evaluating today’s joke below? Is it too good to be crap? Or perhaps it’s too crap to be good….you decide.
I was caught stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.