Crap Joke of the Day™ #5

Yesterday’s Crap Joke of the Day™ caused ripples of laughter at CJotD headquarters, but received very mixed reviews in the outside world. The average reader star rating was just three stars.

Crap Joke of the Day™ strives for excellence when it comes to crap jokes, and we were disappointed crap joke #4 was not to everyone’s taste. A hastily arranged emergency board meeting this morning saw CJotD’s brightest lights come together to plan the road map to increased, sustained quality.

After the meeting, the Crap Joke of the Day™ director of crap joke research said: ‘We apologise for the perceived decline in quality following yesterday’s joke. At CJotD we try and cater for all tastes and, while we accept we can’t please all people all of the time, we demand more of ourselves. We hope you enjoy today’s effort and agree that it completes what has been a fantastic inaugural week for CJotD’.

One firm action to come out of the meeting was to take yesterday’s reader feedback fully onboard. We now guarantee that there will be no further jokes published on this site based on the exploits of vampires in commercial retail outlets.

On a more positive note – it’s Friday, and the weekend beckons. Here is today’s mirth-maker. Enjoy, and remember that your voice can only be heard if you leave a rating or a comment.

I bought a dog yesterday from the local blacksmith, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

Another one of those, same time on Monday.

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2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #5

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