Crap Joke of the Day™ #6

Happy Monday, loyal crap joke fans. After a restful weekend, your dedicated Crap Joke of the Day™ team bounded back into the CJotD office full of renewed hope and vigour: proud of what it achieved last week, but determined to reach new heights.

As last week proved, a great cap joke can be special (crap joke #3 was the most popular). But what constitutes a truly excellent crap joke? How are they defined? How do they become timeless?

Our expert team of crap joke futurologists have undertaken an in-depth study (using a combination of quantitative and qualitative research) to answer these very questions. A paper with the results is due for publication this spring, but one key finding suggested that a crap joke’s success can sometimes be guaranteed by anchoring it in current affairs. Make it relevant and timely; make it eye-rollingly funny.

On the eve of tickets for the London 2012 Olympics going on sale, we thought this epic (and timely) Crap Joke of the Day is a corker – and a potential classic. Let us know if you agree by giving your own rating.

Newsflash: Craig David has quit the music business to concentrate on helping the GB archery team in their efforts to clinch gold at the London 2012 Olympics.

He’s their Bow Selector.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.


2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #6

  1. James "Monkey" Gilheany

    I love Craig David – so this has really tickled me.

  2. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #7 | Crap Joke of the Day™

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