Crap Joke of the Day™ #7

What a day it’s been, crap joke fans.

Disturbing stories from Japan, tales of ITV drama Midsomer Murders’ racism and rumours that the London 2012 countdown clock has failed have continued to flood the interweb.  Scant consolation it may be, but you can rely on Crap Joke of the Day™ to get you through those last minutes at work before the long commute home.

Following the success of yesterday’s widely praised offering (check it out here, Craig David admirers), your humble Crap Joke of the Day™ team fed a request into the CJotD generator, pulled the handle and delighted in this predictably hilarious gem that was spat out.

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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