Crap Joke of the Day™ #9

This week, Crap Joke of the Day™ hasn’t let you down: we’ve delivered some wonderfully terrible jokes. Yesterday, CJotD hit a yet another high as record numbers flocked to absorb the latest two-line hilarity. Last Thursday’s much criticised outing – and the emergency CJotD board meeting that followed – seem a long time ago.

So far the Crap Joke of the Day™ editorial team has focused on delivering only those jokes at the industry’s cutting edge. This has led to a small proportion of CJotD followers calling for an increased focus on what have been termed ‘old school’ crap jokes.

We at CJotD are fans of the ‘old school’ too: after all, jokes involving chickens and roads can often be poultry in motion. We would like to reassure fans of crap jokes all shapes, colours and sizes that, in time, there will be something for you all.

In the meantime, here’s today’s effort – inspired by recent feedback and proof that all industries are vulnerable to the global economic meltdown. Don’t forget to rate it.

There was bad news this week as I was forced to shut down my dating agency for lesbian chickens. I was struggling to make hens meet.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #9

  1. Best CJotD yet!

  2. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #21 | Crap Joke of the Day™

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