Happy Monday, crap jokers. The Crap Joke of the Day™ team hope the first day back at work is treating you well.
It’s been a manic day here at CJotD HQ. Unfortunately the CJotD receptionist – usually the first into the office on a Monday morning – flicked on the lights to discover that the CJotD generator© had developed a fault over the weekend and automatically spewed forth thousands of crap jokes onto the floor of the creativity suite.
Sifting through the reams of jokes, it seems that the vast majority of the crap jokes lining the parquet floor were far too good to warrant a place on any CJotD issue. Thankfully, our fast-thinking receptionist followed established crisis protocol and immediately alerted the reserve writing squad, who scribed a gem at short notice.
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I knew a bloke who fell into an upholstery machine.
It’s OK, he’s fully recovered now.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.