Crap Joke of the Day™ #12

It’s been a long and arduous day, Crap Joke of the Day™ lovers.

In little over two weeks, CJotD has amassed readers from all seven continents. Thousands of readers have flocked to its light-hearted merriment. Cult-like followings have been cultivated on Twitter and Facebook.

Growth rates having exceeded all targets, Crap Joke of the Day™ management called a series of business-defining brainstorms to help develop a revised business plan for 2011/12. Tackling topics including CJotD’s political objectives, commercial partnerships and CSR strategy left workpads sweat-drenched and nerves frayed. As the sessions drew to a close, the team desperately needed a return to day-to-day mirth-making.

Thankfully the day was made unexpectedly more rewarding when the copywriting team discovered of an entirely new type of highlighter pen in the stationary cupboard. Having taken one (blue) to the CJotD official joke logbook with vigour, we are delighted to unleash the latest Crap Joke of the Day™, right here, right now.

Did you hear about the circumciser that slipped?
He got the sack.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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5 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #12

  1. Methinks a sense of arrogance is creeping into CJotD studios. This tone of self-congratulation surely must be tempered at some point. You’re on a roll, sure, but pride comes before a fall.

  2. Hi Charlie

    Many thanks for your comment. We regret you consider there to be arrogance creeping in here: it certainly isn’t our intention. We’ll pass your feedback onto the web editorial team.

    Our team are relentless in their pursuit of crap joke perfection, but we’re humble enough to know that may never be achieved. Perhaps our enthusiasm is getting the better of us!

    Thanks again for the feedback – do keep it coming.

    Kind regards

    The Crap Joke of the Day™ customer relations team

  3. James "Monkey" Gilheany

    I LIKE this joke. It very much appeals to my base level of humour.

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