It’s been a sad and emotional day here at Crap Joke of the Day™ HQ. Today marks the last day in the office for one of the first people to join CJotD back in the early days.
The person moving on to pastures new has been offered an incredible opportunity at an innovative new charitable organisation aiming to bring bad jokes to disadvantaged communities. It’s certainly a bittersweet feeling here at CJotD: we’re sad to see them go, but would like to think we’ve played at least a small part in the tremendous good that will undoubtedly be done in his new venture. We wish him the best of luck.
A raucous leaving party awaits this evening (the CJotD accounts team are already baying for karaoke), but our normal business of crap jokage can’t be ignored. It’s the last joke of the week – so make the most of it.
I went to a hypnotist yesterday – he convinced me I was the atomic number 82.
I’m easily lead.
Another one of those, same time on Monday.