It’s Monday, crap joke fans: that most sobering of days. If Friday is the day for courage, hope and excitement, surely Monday is the day for melancholic reflection on quite where the weekend got to.
But that isn’t the attitude here at Crap Joke of the Day™ HQ. Here we live for our work, grafting cheerily five days a week to deliver you timely doses of laugh-out-loud terrible humour.
Even the most weary employee couldn’t help being lifted by the news today that our influence is growing further – and faster – than even our most ambitious CJotD planners could have anticipated. Over the weekend, the CJotD Facebook page crashed through the 100 ‘likes’ barrier with the power and poise of a DeLorean reaching 88mph. Our bad joke scorch marks now leave their flaming trail over 119 Facebook newsfeeds across the globe.
In light of this growth, we are delighted to announce that we are undertaking a study to evaluate the possible launch of a CJotD SMS service. After all, we aim to deliver bad jokes to you not only when you need it, but how you need it.
All this talk of expansion brings us rather nicely onto today’s effort.
Someone sent me a text earlier. All it said was: ‘A’ ‘G’ ‘N’ ‘B’.
I think it’s bang out of order.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.