Crap Joke of the Day™ #24

Despite the mystery of the Crap Joke of the Day™ logbook’s disappearance drawing to a close yesterday, we unfortunately haven’t seen the back of the police here at CJotD HQ.

We have been officially charged with wasting police time, and are taking the allegations very seriously. Senior Crap Joke of the Day™ executives have freed up time for potential police interviews, and it was agreed in an emergency board meeting this morning that these interviews would be colour-coded red in diaries.

As a result of the charges, resources here at CJotD HQ are stretched to the absolute maximum and the HR team have been forced into temporarily realigning roles and responsibilities. Copywriters are lending a hand on the web design desk, quality control officers are pulling the strings on editorial team and the managing director is filing with the archivists. Our work experience student is still making the tea.

So we’re just going to get on with today’s crap joke. No more mucking around, no more beating about the bush. We’re just going to push right on, get right to it, with none of the normal flourish or fanfare. So, with no further ado…

Did you hear about the unemployed jester?
He’s nobody’s fool.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.


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