Crap Joke of the Day™ #25

The best and most successful organisations know their audience inside out, and CJotD is no exception. Our in-depth CJotD enjoyment index survey© gets our customer relations team the most detailed and reliable insight on how to keep our jokes relevant to our readers’ lives.

We know, for example, that CJotD fans are a massively diverse bunch and have a huge variety of skills, professions, interests, hobbies and pastimes. Some get their kicks watching football or  by working all the hours god sends, others spend their spare time playing backgammon or making sacle models of historic ships out of balsa wood.

But what does this mean? Well, it means one joke doesn’t fit all. If our readers are diverse, we must be diverse. In fact, being diverse has probably been the secret of our runaway success to date (we are now nearing 200 fans on Facebook), and so far our crap jokes have taken in subjects including fairgrounds, the army, factory working, text messaging, goths and circumcision. What other organisation would tackle such a mesmerising array of hot topics?

So today’s joke covers an area we’ve never covered before, and is aimed at all those CJotD fans that also like a bit of tennis. It focuses on a former world number one who returned to training yesterday after months out of the game. Enjoy.

Did you hear that Serena Williams has left her boyfriend?
These tennis players – love means nothing to them.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #25

  1. This joke is way too good to be on this blog.

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