Good afternoon, crap joke fans. We are delighted today to preview an exciting CJotD launch. Tomorrow morning, Crap Joke of the Day™ will be launching a new series of posts. Posts based on you.
In many ways, CJotD is less a website, and more a thriving community of people who love to hate to laugh at bad jokes. Our new series of posts will look at the people in that community, unearthing precisely how crap jokes make them tick. From the rituals and routines to the stories and the sniggers, we sincerely hope these fan musings will help us all get a little bit more out of each daily instalment of CJotD.
But that’s tomorrow. What about today? Well, there’s merely a crap joke, just for you. And a brilliantly childish one at that – tell the kids to give it a five star rating.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Or a chimpbangzee. Or a gibbang. Or an obangutan.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.