Crap Joke of the Day™ #28

Keen followers of Crap Joke of the Day™ witnessed a world exclusive this morning: the launch of a new series of posts based on Friends® of CJotD. If you missed it, have a read of the first ever no-holds-barred interview with a real CJotD fan here. More will follow.

These profile pieces are part of our efforts to recognise the role that our readers have played in our meteoric rise (a rise exemplified by our recent mention in an article by comedian Matt Price on popular comedy website And we’re not stopping there – there is another opportunity for crap joke-based fame and fortune.

Some of you will have clicked on the ‘submit a crap joke’ link at the top of the screen. Others have gone further: many a dreary canteen lunch here at CJotD HQ has been enlivened by a public retelling of a fan’s crap joke. Today is the day we put one of your crap jokes to the test: for the very first time, an official Crap Joke of the Day™ will come from a reader.

Here it is. Is it better than our normal efforts? Let us know by leaving a comment or giving it a star rating. Think you can do better? Submit your own crap joke. Oh – and if you’re reading this and it’s your joke, you might want to let the world know you’ve been published. Take a bit of the credit – you deserve it.

I got stung by a bee the other day.
20 quid for a jar of honey.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.


2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #28

  1. James "Monkey" Gilheany

    Outrageous. Where is my monkey joke?!

  2. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #29 | Crap Joke of the Day™

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