Crap Joke of the Day™ #29

Raise a glass – you’ve made it to the end of the week. Well, the end of the Crap Joke of the Day™ week at least –  this will be the last CJotD until next Tuesday because of the Easter break. We suggest this is one you should cherish – after all, we don’t want you suffering withdrawal symptoms.

What a record-breaking, jaw-dropping week of firsts it has been here at CJotD. We published the first in a series of fan profile posts on Tuesday, and followed it up with the first ever reader submitted crap joke. We were also featured on an article on chortle.co.uk. The result of all this success: people flocked to the website in numbers never witnessed before. Our servers creaked under the pressure but, propped up by some sterling work from the IT department, stood firm.

So the team here at Crap Joke of the Day™ are all heading down to the local watering hole to enjoy a collective sigh of contentment (and probably one or two light ales). But first, of course, we owe you a crap joke.  

Today’s epic crap joke is one of those perfectly timed numbers – certainly one to tell your friends over the coming weekend. Learn it word-for-word, practice in front of a mirror and then deliver it unflinchingly and with conviction: you’ll be guaranteed a laugh. Probably. Happy Easter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t get any Easter eggs this year. His wife asked him “Does this mean you hate Easter now, Arnie?”
He replied “Ah still love Easter baby”.

Another one of those, same time on Tuesday.

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One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #29

  1. James "Monkey" Gilheany

    Excellent.

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