Crap Joke of the Day™ #31

Since our last Crap Joke of the Day™, times in London have been troubled. CJotD HQ, just recently reopened for business after the great fire of April 2011, has been on lockdown.

Whatever part of the world you’re from – and CJotD fans are certainly a global crowd –  you will have no doubt heard about the rioting that has hit London’s streets, and subsequently other cities across England. The latest is that there is looting in Peckham now – apparently the reprobates have taken half-price cracked ice, miles and miles of carpet tiles, TVs, deep freeze, David Bowie LPs…

Think about that one.

Anyway. Ultimately, we hope that CJotD can bring a little bit of light to the darkness, whether you’re young or old, hippy or hoodie. We’re here for everyone.

So here’s today’s cracker, which stands in stark contrast to the wanton thuggery out there. It will be enjoyed by those that remember the cult children’s TV show classic, Rainbow.

What’s the name of Zippy’s wife ?
Mississippi

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #31

  1. Beaking news……….Liverpool has now seen an end to riots and looting.

    Apparently they’ve all run out of clean tracksuits to wear!

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