Welcome to the end of Wednesday, fellow crap jokers.
‘Tis a busy time here at CJotD headquarters. With the famous Crap Joke Generator® out of action (it was badly damaged in the great fire), we’ve been racking our brains to devise suitable crap-jokery to pass on to our loyal readers.
So often, as any joke-writer worth his salt will tell you, a new joke comes from a theme. Today’s joke is no different, and its theme came through an unexpected source. While drinking our local public house, our head researcher got talking to a dishevelled looking man with an eye patch who suggested he was considering hiring a superhero costume and heading out onto the London streets to tackle rioters. He was clearly insane (he told our researcher that he had already started important conversion work on his 1982 Ford Fiesta), but nonetheless we thought he had a point.
And surely that point is this: the world needs more heroes. So, with that in mind, here’s today’s CJotD. Enjoy.
Did you hear about the man who collected Joan Of Arc, Wonder Woman and Florence Nightingale memorabilia?
He was a heroine addict.
Well, they can’t all be winners. Another one of those, same time tomorrow.