Don’t you just hate inconsistency? It’s been a while, fellow joke fans. Too long. But fear not, we are back.
From here on in: it’s all change. No more excuses. Our CJotD editorial team will go into overdrive, doing all it can to bring daily mirth, on time and on budget (critical in this recessionary age).
But before we get on with the task at hand, a quick reminder of why we’re here for those Crap Joke of the Day™ newbies out there. And what better way to sum it up than with an excerpt from section seven of the CJotD Manifesto®?
7.i Crap Joke of the Day™ exists to make its readers laugh; to make its readers cry. It should aim to inspire and encourage; to bring joy to the darkness.
7.iii You can’t put a price on laughter: Crap Joke of the Day™ should deliver mirth for free.
7.iv CJotD is for everyone.
7.v Your faithful CJotD team (to be made up of humble and hardworking researchers, copywriters and quality control officers) will deliver a Crap Joke every weekday afternoon, ad infinitum. Said jokes will be delivered just when the world needs them most.
You can read more about CJotD here, but in the meantime let’s get on with it. Here’s a corker of crap joke, submitted by one of CJotD’s oldest fans. Please leave a star rating below: without your feedback, how can we get even more awesome?
I was in Australia last summer and stumbled across a man playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo.
I thought: ‘That’s abba-riginal’
Another one of those, same time on Monday.