We regret to inform you that the Crap Joke of the Day™ quality control team have today launched a stewards enquiry. This follows yesterday’s crap joke, which divided opinion.
Some crap joke fans thought the joke was really rather good. Others thought it flirted a little too closely with the ‘crap’ end of the spectrum. Many more were broadly ambivalent.
The enquiry will be a three day affair, and will include interviews with all members of CJotD #36’s supply chain. We will report the results within a week: rest assured, we will not stand idly by and let mediocrity infect what we stand for. We cling to our values like a shipwrecked sailor to a dingy, a killer whale to a startled seal or the UK to the Falkland Islands.
But how can we best counter the effects of yesterday’s mixed effort? Well, by following it up immediately with a new, epic Crap Joke of the Day™. We trust that today’s entry will leave you ROFL (never let it be said we don’t cater for CJotD’s younger crew, innit).
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My racing snail hadn’t been performing well, so I decided to remove its shell.
I don’t think it worked though – if anything, it’s more sluggish.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.