Happy Monday, crap joke fans. We hope you had a good weekend.
There was much excitement here at Crap Joke of the Day™ HQ this morning. The archive team was, as usual, first into the office. Flicking the lights on in reception, they discovered a brand new widescreen TV on wall.
The giant screen shows an ongoing slideshow of some of the best work we’ve published on www.crapjokeoftheday.com so far. This is just one of a range of new internal initiatives launched this week by our CJotD Head of Creativity that aim to keep us performing at our ground-breaking best.
Hopefully you’ll see the benefits over the coming days and weeks. But in the meantime, today’s CJotD is a cantankerous two-liner that offers something different from our normal style. Enjoy it – and if you do, why not give it a star rating below?
My young nephew said to me: ‘Uncle, what’s your favourite teletubby?’
I said: ‘A 42″ high definition screen you cheeky little scamp.’
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.