Guten tag, meine Freunde! Hola, mis amigos! Bonjour, mes amis! That’s right, crap joke fans: Crap Joke of the Day™ has an international flavour today.
In the run up to our 50th birthday celebrations, the CJotD measurement team have been taking a look at our readership stats. We’re delighted that CJotD has now officially gone global, with fans from across planet Earth enjoying a daily mist witz, or una broma basura, here at this very site.
In particular, Spaniards enjoy una buena carcajada después de una pequeña siesta. Italians, however, like their crap jokes con gli amici da un fiume toscano. Our French brothers take their crap jokes avec un peu d’ail.
While our followers on Twitter and our ‘likes’ on Facebook are largely people from the UK, nearly two thirds of all visitors to the site (63%) hail from overseas. Astounded by this news, the Crap Joke of the Day™ diversity committee issued an immediate directive decreeing that CJotD material should better reflect its fanbase.
So, today’s offering – the last of the week – comes without our normal UK bias. Sie warden lachen, ja?
I met a Dutch girl last week with inflatable shoes.
I tried to call her yesterday but sadly she’d popped her clogs.
Ein weiterer von jenen, gleichzeitig am Montag.