Welcome the first CJotD of the week, crap joke fans. And what a glorious day it is: surely it was precisely this sort of joyful day that inspired the naming of Sean Ryder’s new alternative rock band back in the summer of 1980.
Yes, your faithful CJotD team is – once again – in high spirits this afternoon after our long-suffering IT team worked through the weekend to spruce up the site. A number of new features have been added – have a look around.
Perhaps most tellingly however, is the addition of a new-fangled gizmo that uses a complex digital algorithm to calculate the precise number of crap joke fans that have stopped by. The counter revealed yesterday that CJotD has blasted through the 60,000 visits mark – a sacred number for all new websites on the interweb superhighway. Crap Joke of the Day™ is no longer classed as a small website: we are now officially ‘small-to-medium’ sized (super lightweight, if you will).
Without wishing to go overboard, we have marked the occasion by crafting a particularly fitting crap joke. Enjoy the rest of your Monday.
1. Snickers, 2. Bounty, 3. Malteser, 4. Galaxy, 5. Galaxy Caramel, 6. Twix, 7. Mars, 8. Milky Way.
I think Celebrations are in order.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.