Crap Joke of the Day™ #47

It’s been an emotional day here at CJotD.

Long-term Crap Joke of the Day™ fans will remember joke #15, which was published on the same day we waved goodbye to one of our longest supporters who had been snapped up by a not-for-profit comedy company (he’s doing well, by the way).

Today is another one of those sad occasions. One of the original CJotD founders is leaving us today for a new job overseas – an exciting post at a foreign language site devoted to satirical one liners (very unlikely to become a competitor of ours). No doubt the experience here will come in useful – we wish her all the best in the new role.

There were some pretty sore heads at CJotD this morning after yesterday’s leaving do (held on the roof terrace here at our London HQ) stretched long into the night. Our cleaners have quite a job on their hands to get the place ship shape – let’s just say many younger members of the research team lost their usual sense of professionalism to shots, drinking games and the newest craze here – ‘joke offs’. The board have put it down to youthful exuberance.

But enough of the detail – the weekend is upon us. Today’s crap joke was penned by the office leaver herself. Simple. Effective. Classic. Give it a rating.

Man: ‘I bet you a hundred quid you can’t reach that meat on the top shelf.’
Butcher: ‘No way – the steaks are way too high!’

Another one of those, same time on Monday.

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