Crap Joke of the Day™ #53

DUE TO AN ONGOING DISPUTE, ELEMENTS OF TODAY’S CRAP JOKE OF THE DAY™ HAVE BEEN WITHELD BY THE CJOTD LEGAL TEAM’S AUTOMATED BAD JOKE SCANOMETER©.

DEPSITE THE BREVITY, WE REMAIN CONVINCED THAT THIS AFTERNOON’S CRAP JOKE BRINGS MIRTH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. VIVE LA CJOTD.

Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #53

  1. That – sir – is a classic.

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