Crap Joke of the Day™ #55

It’s an official ‘let your hair down day’ here at Crap Joke of the Day™ HQ. After some well documented issues recently, it’s been much-needed.

The order to relax came from the very top following a rather unpleasant incident in the second floor kitchen yesterday lunch time. It seems one of our archivists became over-perplexed when they discovered a plastic bottle had been put in the wrong recycling bin. The resulting strop led to a scene of chaos and destruction: a smashed ‘Crap Joke Annual Conference 2003’ branded mug, a fridge door being left slightly ajar and a handbags at dawn scuffle with the editorial team.

Very clearly the whole event was stress related, and symptomatic of wider issues here at the office. The board immediately issued a directive declaring that today – Thursday – would see each and every CJotD employee receive a complementary massage and top tips on how to sit correctly at their desk to reduce further build up of stress.

So the subject matter for today’s Crap Joke of the Day™ – which was stumbled upon during the most relaxed CJotD brainstorm ever to grace the chillout room – is perhaps entirely unsurprising.

But before we get to that, we suggest you take a leaf out of our book. Take five mintes away from your work – now – and absorb this two line wonder. And ask yourself this: does the person sitting opposite you look stressed? Could they do with something hilarious to help them unwind? Well, do them a favour – send them the URL to CJotD #55. It will work wonders.

My boss has just announced that he’s going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I’ve got a hunch it might be me.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.


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