Welcome to Friday, crap joke fans.
It’s been a relentless day here at Crap Joke of the Day™: not only have we been hard-pushed to release today’s two-line hilarity, we’ve also been swept up in the hysteria around the launch of the Apple iPad this morning.
The Apple store across the road from our plush London HQ was so swamped by over-excited consumers rushing the store for the latest piece of kit (we admit, we’re fans too) that the street outside became real life health and safety hazard. A post-lunch stampede led to a number of injuries, closure of the road to traffic, and our receptionist nursing bruised and battered geeks in a hastily erected rescue station in the CJotD foyer.
Clearly CJotD would never advocate one product over another (well, not unless sizable advertising revenue were offered by a brand whose values complement our own), but the hysteria over the new iPad has been impossible to overlook for all of us. Today’s crap joke reflects that.
Enjoy, and have a great weekend.
I’ve just seen an Apple store get robbed.
I must be an iWitness.
Another one of those, same time on Monday.