There has been some speculation on the interweb superhighway recently that Crap Joke of the Day™ has become distracted by external events.
It is certainly true that yesterday we became a little excited at our mention in an international Australian newspaper. And certainly last week we got bogged down in an ongoing legal dispute (more on that to follow, crap joke fans).
Nevertheless, our commitment to simple, effective, ‘so bad it’s good’ humour remains as strong and unbreakable as ever.
In the face of recent accusations however, our communications team has launched a ‘back to basics’ campaign. Things here in the office have been streamlined: gone is the crap joke brainstorm confectionary, plans for a lavish summer party and the Seven Types of Laughter: Lectures in Mirth-Making© employee training scheduled for January 2013.
To reinforce our new mantra, today’s joke is a living and breathing example of the quintessential stripped-back Crap Joke of the Day™. It has that ‘I must have heard that before’ aura that sweeps over you as you guffaw, spluttering your mid-afternoon tea over a Rich Tea biscuit (that applies only in the UK of course – elsewhere in the world such refreshment would be wholly time inappropriate).
We think you’ll enjoy it. And if you do? Don’t keep it to yourself.
Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.