Crap Joke of the Day™ #59

The CJotD ‘back to basics’ campaign continues here at HQ. Once fears that the initiative would lead to staff cutbacks were allayed at a hastily called company meeting, our people took the changes in typical good spirit and humour.

To kick off the programme in earnest, our chief executive has embarked on a ‘back to the floor’ exercise that will see him share the roles and duties of all CJotD-ers as part of an ongoing tour around the teams.

First up today was spending the morning with the archive team, who revelled in explaining the oft-lauded CJotD categorisation system. The highlight of the day came when archivists roared with laughter when their guest mistakenly filed a crap joke under ‘two liners’, with no due consideration given to sub-category, genre, age bias and the CJotD Chuckle Index® rating.

The tour continues. In the meantime, here’s today’s Crap Joke of the Day™, freshly extracted from the vault, dusted down and refined for maximum hilarity. Enjoy.

My friend said he’d give me £100 if I did a bungee jump.
I wasn’t falling for that.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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One response to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #59

  1. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #63 | Crap Joke of the Day™

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