Crap Joke of the Day™ #60

Would you believe it? CJotD is 60 today.

Clearly 60 is a number of great significance. There are 60 seconds in a minute and, conveniently, 60 minutes in an hour. In a puzzling quirk of cosmic fate, 60 is a unitary perfect number while also being semiperfect too. More broadly, it is also the number of seconds cars were ‘gone in’ throughout the aptly-named Nicholas Cage classic film released in 2000.

But we digress. The weather is glorious here in London town, and to make the most of it CJotD-ers are shutting down their computers early and heading up to the HQ roof terrace for a beverage and a pre-weekend wind down.

We advise you do the same – though do check it’s ok with your manager first. We don’t want to get you into any trouble. Enjoy this ‘diamond’ two-liner, and your weekend.

Why is Captain Birdseye greedy?
His business makes him sell fish.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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