Crap Joke of the Day™ #62

This morning the CJotD supercomputer went into meltdown.

The reason: it seems that yesterday afternoon’s post, which included an update on the lawsuit that threatens the very existence of Crap Joke of the Day™, troubled fans in every corner of the known world. We received a huge number of emails, Facebook wall posts and Tweets in response. Some featured sombre messages of support, others enquired about the court date. More still offered pro bono legal, administrative and emotional support.

We also received a few mocking emails with questionable language that somehow made it through the CJotD Scanometer®. Rest assured we viewed these with the contempt their mean-spirited and poorly spelt nature deserved.

We all felt deeply honoured that so many of our fans took it upon themselves to show their support. To mark our thanks, we thought today’s ‘so bad it’s good’ mirth should come courtesy of a reader submission (for only the third time in our long history). This one comes courtesy of Ben Clay, who sent us two joyous pearls of crap joke brilliance last week, giving us welcome respite in these hard times.

Enjoy it, rate it, share it. And send us your own.

I’ve just picked up an injury doing an impression of a tea bag.
I knew I shouldn’t have strained myself.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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