The team here at CJotD HQ breathed a monumental sigh of relief that yesterday’s Crap Joke of the Day™ received no complaints from fans, magazine mailing houses or osteopathy practitioners. In fact, it generally seems to have gone down pretty well with a rating in excess of four stars.
Despite that, the CJotD public relations division have advised us to keep today’s preamble short and sweet. Their brief: strip back #67; let the ‘so bad it’s good’ humour do the talking. Still shell-shocked at the recent high-profile criticism we have received, your humble editorial team hastily followed that advice.
So enjoy today’s giggle-giver, and if you think your favourite free bad joke providing service has had an unfair ride over these last few days, why not post a message of support in the comments section below or on Facebook?
I just got off the phone to Sea World.
My call was recorded for training porpoises.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.