Crap Joke of the Day™ #73

Sound the claxons and crash the cymbals; bring forth a trumpet fanfare fit for prophets and kings. For CJotD has passed another milestone.

Today we celebrate Crap Joke of the Day™ smashing through the 100,000 visits barrier. We now stand alone, towering over the former giants of the bad joke industry (including late great, frequentbadgoodjokes2U.com) as a colossus.

We could not have done it without you. Many legends of the badjokesphere© have fallen by the wayside, cast into the ‘so bad it’s good’ scrapheap by fan apathy, crap joke mediocrity or economic uncertainty. But without doubt it is your laughter, joke submissions, posts on Facebook, tweets on Twitter and pins on Pinterest that have propelled us to these heady heights.

We’re closing the office early and heading to our local public house to celebrate, but we demand that you share in the acclaim. Turn to the person sitting opposite you at work and let them know what a great job you’ve done, what a great community you’re a part of.

And then enjoy this subtle but witty two-liner.

Q. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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2 responses to “Crap Joke of the Day™ #73

  1. Pingback: Crap Joke of the Day™ #74 | Crap Joke of the Day™

  2. This was a hit. It went all round the office and created a stifled delirium

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