Hello, crap joke fans. We hope you are well.
We’ve become rather obsessed with the interweb of late. As regular Crap Joke of the Day™ readers will know, we recently launched a Pinterest board to showcase some of the finest ‘so bad it’s good humour’ in image form. The response to the launch has been astonishingly lukewarm.
Meanwhile, engagement with our fans on Facebook and Twitter has continued apace – we were particularly proud that UK fashion chain Joy is a fan of CJotD and saw fit to Tweet about us last month. We are very grateful.
But, in our endless search for inspiration, we have started to look further afield than these thoroughly splendid and tremendous social media networking sites. We were particularly pleased to stumble upon a lovely little blog called Wearing My Bicycle Jumper. Delightfully, the author of this site also saw fit to mention Crap Joke of the Day™ – and we are honoured that they did.
In light of all the amusement and frivolity that apparently lies in wait out there on the web, we have decided to formally advertise for a new role in our research team – a role entirely devoted to finding the very best bad joke stimulus available in the digisphere. If you are interested in becoming the official CJotD Interweb Superhighway Investigator (pay grade 2), please send your CV with a short covering note of no more than 100 words to us here.
But no more mucking around: here’s today’s amusement. Enjoy.
Did you hear about the man who was rushed into surgery this morning after six toy horses were found up his rear end?
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.